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Sunday, November 21, 2010

Commercial spokespeople I hate

I'm willing to bet most of you already hate these bastards, but I figured we can all take shots at the spokespeople and the companies that put them on television.


5 Hour Energy Guy
This guys smug look of self satisfaction makes me want to punch a baby.  And his little looks of "Come on.  Really? Your dumb ass still drinks coffee?" makes me want to insert a large, pointy, BenGay covered object into his rectum.  On top of that, he is suggesting you use it to get more work done at your shitty office job where the real reason you can't work harder is because you're dead inside.

State Farm Insurance Guy
This asshole really grinds my gears.  Another smug looking mother fucker judging people for the ways they are trying to save money.  Maybe they wouldn't have to try to save so much money if their insurance company wasn't dicking them over.  Most bankruptcies are from health care costs, and of those cases, most of the people have insurance.  Then, he goes and interrupts that chick who looks like Kim from Matt and Kim non-stop.  She should have falcon punched him in the throat.

5 Hour Energy Mom
She walks into the scene and I immediately can tell she is a major bitch.  Then, she claims that she was nervous to try 5 Hour Energy.  Nervous? It's not meth, it's a nasty tasting, overpriced, energy drink that no one I know that has tried it thinks it works.  Then, she talks shit about her husband right in front of him.  He doesn't say anything because he probably has gave up on any chance of a happy marriage or just shutting this bitch up.


That's all I got for now.  I'm sure I'm missing one.  Let me know in the comments if you can think of another and I'll add it to the list.

29 comments:

  1. HAHA I hate all of these people! Especially the state farm insurance guy. His commercials are so disorienting. Good observation dude

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  2. Adrienne LaValley in the National Floors Direct ads.
    She looks like she could eat a banana sideways.
    To be fair, I'd let her eat mine.

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  3. Hahaha, most girls in TV ads simply are annoying. I'm not sexist, but they usualy try too hard to looks like convincing and that simply annoy me pretty hard!

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  4. I agree with your statement there! That state farm guy should be falcon punched in the throat ROFL

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  5. 5 hour energy mom: that's what they don't tell you, when you get married, they neuter you and ship your nuts to the bitches address of record.

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  6. I gotta agree about the state farm guy :|

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  7. I wish Billy Mayes was still alive... -_- Now THAT was a good spokes person.

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  8. dude i'm with you. I have all of the 5 hr energy BS!

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  9. You nailed every single one.

    >Billy Mays

    ;_;

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  10. I like the state farm guy. at least he doesn't sound like he's just reading a script... also, he was on House as a gay spanish prostitute.

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  11. The girl remind me someone ... I can't see who

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  12. When I need energy at work I just do a line of coke in the bathroom.

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  13. I'm not a big fan of that girl from those car insurance commercials.

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  14. At least none of them are anthony sulliven... (However you spell his name)

    Anyway, funny as hell!
    Following!

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  15. Haha, I actually don't recognize any of the ones mentioned. I guess I'v been avoiding TV for that long.

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  16. Oh my god! OH MY GOD!
    I seriously HATE that 5-hour Energy commercial and that guy! Especially that guy! I thought I was the only one. I don't know what it is about him, but I can't stand it!

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  17. i hate that guy with the fury of a thousand feminists...

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  18. those persons are sure winners in life

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  19. lol wow u right fuck all those assholes man. this makes me glad i dont watch tv and just download all my shows

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  20. Lol, this people looks so unreal =P

    I don´t get how there are people who buy this bullshit

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  22. YO DAWG I herd you like followers so I put some comments in your follower's followers.

    also, follow me :D

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  23. really? i hate the eversmiling guy

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  24. The 5 hour energy people seem especially fake. It's like they aren't even actors. Or even capable of expressing real human emotion.

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