5 Hour Energy Guy
State Farm Insurance Guy
This asshole really grinds my gears. Another smug looking mother fucker judging people for the ways they are trying to save money. Maybe they wouldn't have to try to save so much money if their insurance company wasn't dicking them over. Most bankruptcies are from health care costs, and of those cases, most of the people have insurance. Then, he goes and interrupts that chick who looks like Kim from Matt and Kim non-stop. She should have falcon punched him in the throat.
5 Hour Energy Mom
That's all I got for now. I'm sure I'm missing one. Let me know in the comments if you can think of another and I'll add it to the list.