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Thursday, November 25, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving Assholes!


It's finally over! Do you all remember why you hate, and maybe love your families? The Christmas bullshit has already started and will get worse, but tough it out.  Only a month or so to go until this bullshit is over.

For my non-USA readers, Thanksgiving is a day that we eat a lot of food with people that annoy us.  We do this in celebration of us slaughtering the unholy shit out of the red savages so all the white people could come over and fuck shit up.  It all worked out pretty sweet until we let the corporations make us their bitch.

19 comments:

  1. Canadian here. We celebrated that long ago, but I like to cross the border just to celebrate it a second time. I like to go to an indian casino and celebrate by taking all their shit again.

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  2. hahaha i like cooperlifes comment..I too like to FSU at the casino...only problem is everytime i leave the casino im drunk, confused, broke and have a sore ass...

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  3. Everyday - interesting post, great job man...

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  4. Shouldn't the secret service have taken out the turkey before it got to W's junk? Sloppy work.

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  5. that turkey loves pecking for nuts in bushes :D

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  6. I'm thankful I only have to hang around with my dysfunctional clan once or twice a year.

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  7. I like the feeling of the holidays, but not the pressure to buy stuff.. though I am in the business of selling a lot of that stuff. :b

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  8. Fuckin' truth. I hate turkey anyway.

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  9. I actually remember Thanksgiving this year. usually I am passed out drunk before dinner. I did the traditional drinking at the bar at 8 am but didn't drink as much...I must be maturing!

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  10. we dont celebrate thanksgiving here in Australia cause turkey is not the main meat we like here in Aus.

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