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Friday, December 3, 2010

Here are some pictures of dogs jumping!

These dogs were talking shit saying they could jump higher than me. Stupid dogs! I am much taller and win by default.

This dog thinks he is the cock of the walk with his fancy pants haircut. Your haircut has too much wind resistance to jump you dumb dog!

 This dog lives on a farm in Chicago. He is a racist, but one helluva jumper!

 This dog knocked up my sister, but she got an abortion. They are both going to hell.

This is a painting my uncle did of a dog known as the "Cock Throddler". He hunted them in the caves of Florida.

This dog can jump higher than all of you! u jelly?


41 comments:

  1. nice dog jumps! I wonder if a Matrix dog jump style exists on youtube somewhere hehe

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  2. I think I hit a Cock Throddler in the hollows of Central GA on my recent trip. I did not pull over to check, the gecko said keep drivin'

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  3. the spaniels look especially silly

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  4. These canines can jump higher than soldiers from the Chinese Red army!

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  5. Hey, that's a deer with a woman's face there

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  6. Not sure what's going on in here, but dogs look funny when they jump.

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  7. nice. you know what dogs have trouble doing? walking backwards. just cant throw 'er in reverse for some reason.

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  8. how did a dog impregnate your sister?

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  9. happiness is easy to spread if you try, eh? :)

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  10. hay just stopping by to say that i am restarting my blog. Hoping you can stop by daily and check it out and i can do the same for you.

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  11. Reminds me of the soutpark episode in which the kids made a cable access show, but were getting killed in the ratings due to their rival show, "Close ups of dogs with a wide angle lens".

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  12. Last one looks like it's standing in the air, lol

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  13. I say jump! Those dogs better asked how high? :)

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  14. haha, dogs are great. I never can get mine to pose for the camera

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  15. i'm not jelly... u mad? y u so mad tho lol

    great post dude!

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  16. These are funnier than the title makes it seem like it would be. lol

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  17. I need opinions on women with unspeakably high standards in men. I want to show this girly what the internet thinks. Please help me help her see the light, or if I am in the wrong please help me see the light because this girl is out of her mind... at least in mine.

    DOGS JUMPING there so cute...

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  18. Funny dogs they jumpin all over the place

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  20. The captions were 10x funnier than the pictures, which were pretty funny to start with :P

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  21. I dont think you can look at jumping dogs and not smile!

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  22. Cock Throddler? Hahahaha he is quite the talent I must say, dunno about the dog though.

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  23. sorry to hear bout the dog knocking up your sister man... horrible stuff haha good post

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  24. Dogs are crazy. That's why they'll always be better than cats!

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  25. that deer is something else man.



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  26. OH man, Crazy dogs are crazy.

    Jumping around and shit.

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