These dogs were talking shit saying they could jump higher than me. Stupid dogs! I am much taller and win by default.
This dog thinks he is the cock of the walk with his fancy pants haircut. Your haircut has too much wind resistance to jump you dumb dog!
This dog lives on a farm in Chicago. He is a racist, but one helluva jumper!
This dog knocked up my sister, but she got an abortion. They are both going to hell.
This is a painting my uncle did of a dog known as the "Cock Throddler". He hunted them in the caves of Florida.
This dog can jump higher than all of you! u jelly?