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Friday, December 3, 2010

Here are some pictures of dogs jumping!

These dogs were talking shit saying they could jump higher than me. Stupid dogs! I am much taller and win by default.

This dog thinks he is the cock of the walk with his fancy pants haircut. Your haircut has too much wind resistance to jump you dumb dog!

 This dog lives on a farm in Chicago. He is a racist, but one helluva jumper!

 This dog knocked up my sister, but she got an abortion. They are both going to hell.

This is a painting my uncle did of a dog known as the "Cock Throddler". He hunted them in the caves of Florida.

This dog can jump higher than all of you! u jelly?


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41 comments:

  1. Super Rehab ClinicDecember 3, 2010 at 8:42 PM

    nice dog jumps! I wonder if a Matrix dog jump style exists on youtube somewhere hehe

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  2. JeffDecember 3, 2010 at 8:43 PM

    I think I hit a Cock Throddler in the hollows of Central GA on my recent trip. I did not pull over to check, the gecko said keep drivin'

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  3. Cpt PownzorDecember 3, 2010 at 9:13 PM

    the spaniels look especially silly

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  4. AnonymousDecember 3, 2010 at 10:32 PM

    These canines can jump higher than soldiers from the Chinese Red army!

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  5. 000December 3, 2010 at 10:58 PM

    Hey, that's a deer with a woman's face there

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  6. UnknownDecember 4, 2010 at 2:03 AM

    Not sure what's going on in here, but dogs look funny when they jump.

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  7. SamDecember 4, 2010 at 3:16 AM

    funny jumpers those dogs

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  8. MikeyBDecember 4, 2010 at 6:20 AM

    nice. you know what dogs have trouble doing? walking backwards. just cant throw 'er in reverse for some reason.

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  9. Suciô SanchezDecember 4, 2010 at 9:40 AM

    Remember to respect the unibrow.

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  10. cooperlifeDecember 4, 2010 at 11:36 AM

    how did a dog impregnate your sister?

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  11. Mister SharafDecember 4, 2010 at 12:36 PM

    i love dogs

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  12. LeddiDecember 4, 2010 at 12:47 PM

    happiness is easy to spread if you try, eh? :)

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  13. David DavidsonDecember 4, 2010 at 12:48 PM

    this post is freakin hilarious

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  14. Monster MadnessDecember 4, 2010 at 1:16 PM

    Pretty cool "dogs"!

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  15. lemozDecember 4, 2010 at 1:27 PM

    hay just stopping by to say that i am restarting my blog. Hoping you can stop by daily and check it out and i can do the same for you.

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  16. MaxDecember 4, 2010 at 4:24 PM

    Reminds me of the soutpark episode in which the kids made a cable access show, but were getting killed in the ratings due to their rival show, "Close ups of dogs with a wide angle lens".

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  17. LewisDecember 5, 2010 at 5:10 AM

    funny dogs lol :P sup

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  18. AnonymousDecember 5, 2010 at 5:15 AM

    Last one looks like it's standing in the air, lol

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  19. Justsayin'December 5, 2010 at 6:45 AM

    I say jump! Those dogs better asked how high? :)

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  20. CandleintheDarkDecember 5, 2010 at 1:02 PM

    haha, dogs are great. I never can get mine to pose for the camera

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  21. BravestarrDecember 5, 2010 at 5:06 PM

    Eh. I've seen higher jumps.

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  22. SmatchimoDecember 5, 2010 at 7:16 PM

    those dogs be floatin.

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  23. noogDecember 6, 2010 at 7:24 AM

    i'm not jelly... u mad? y u so mad tho lol

    great post dude!

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  24. SpringyBDecember 6, 2010 at 4:57 PM

    These are funnier than the title makes it seem like it would be. lol

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  25. CXBMDecember 7, 2010 at 12:13 PM

    I need opinions on women with unspeakably high standards in men. I want to show this girly what the internet thinks. Please help me help her see the light, or if I am in the wrong please help me see the light because this girl is out of her mind... at least in mine.

    DOGS JUMPING there so cute...

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  26. NicoDecember 7, 2010 at 12:18 PM

    :O

    So jelly.

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  27. tigeyDecember 7, 2010 at 10:47 PM

    Funny dogs they jumpin all over the place

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  28. Come At Me BroDecember 8, 2010 at 6:19 PM

    Nice doggys!

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  29. http://horntissimo-lotsamusic.blogspot.com/December 11, 2010 at 11:53 AM

    lol@the captions beneath the pics

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  30. J.raceDecember 11, 2010 at 12:27 PM

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  31. J.raceDecember 11, 2010 at 12:27 PM

    The captions were 10x funnier than the pictures, which were pretty funny to start with :P

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  32. FizzgigDecember 14, 2010 at 9:55 AM

    I dont think you can look at jumping dogs and not smile!

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  33. PDecember 17, 2010 at 7:37 PM

    Cock Throddler? Hahahaha he is quite the talent I must say, dunno about the dog though.

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  34. ETERNITY KIDZDecember 25, 2010 at 8:33 PM

    Nice painting.

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  35. KickenChickenzJanuary 6, 2011 at 9:17 AM

    sorry to hear bout the dog knocking up your sister man... horrible stuff haha good post

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  36. TrelinJanuary 11, 2011 at 10:15 AM

    Dogs are crazy. That's why they'll always be better than cats!

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  37. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    that deer is something else man.



    http://dubstep-newdubstep.blogspot.com/

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  38. Rambles'N'ShamblesJanuary 14, 2011 at 6:32 PM

    OH man, Crazy dogs are crazy.

    Jumping around and shit.

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    Oh my goshh.. Lol that's so funny
    http://heatherfrostx.blogspot.com/

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